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Post by Deleted on Jun 26, 2015 11:01:11 GMT
when the conversation has dried up, cause that is when the jokes come out. Just to prove that fact, here is a couple of bad ones (but clean, I think!)
Seven Dwarves in a bath all feeling happy. Happy got out, so they all started feeling grumpy.
Statistically , 6 out of 7 dwarves are not Happy. Statistically , 6 out of 7 dwarves are not Sleepy. Statistically , 6 out of 7 dwarves are not Grumpy. Statistically , 6 out of 7 dwarves are not Bashful. Statistically , 6 out of 7 dwarves are not Dopey. Statistically , 6 out of 7 dwarves are not Sneezy. Statistically , 6 out of 7 dwarves are not Doc.
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Post by Deleted on Jun 26, 2015 18:42:07 GMT
No no no, they weren't bad....they were terrible!
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Post by freddie on Jun 26, 2015 18:57:49 GMT
Paddy's on a long haul flight back to Ireland. 30 minutes into the flight there is a bang. The Pilot announces "Ladies and Gentlemen we have just lost engine number 4 but do not be alarmed as we can fly ok on 3 engines though it will add 30 minutes to the flight time".An hour later another bang is heard and a puff of smoke is seen.The Pilot announces "Ladies and Gentlemen we have just lost engine number 2, we can safely fly on 2 engines though it will add 2 hours to the flight time" Three hours later a large bang is heard and large smoke plumes are seen from the Wings. The Pilot announces "Ladies and Gentlemen please do not be worried, we have lost engine number 3, though being a modern aircraft we can fly on a single engine.It will add 5 hours to the flight time.
Paddy enraged turns to his fellow passengers and shouts "Jeezus mother of Mary, they better keep that last fecking engine running or we will be up here all fecking day"
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Post by Deleted on Jun 26, 2015 20:27:11 GMT
I'm a great fan of Father Ted, the Irish humour in general is brilliant I think.
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